These fabrics are regarded to be the most supple in the eastern hemisphere. Many a king died upon the sword fighting for the ownership of such rare quality goods, but we bring them to you here at a reasonable and modest price.

- The Pope

I’ve never been so inspired and blown away by a piece of clothing. My bank account has increased by an 80% margin since wearing these clothes. - mike tyson

Immediate results

I was in quite a dark place in my life when i'd ordered my first Vader product. As soon as I put on the shirt my Capital One ETF account rose by 80% and all of my enemies fell incredibly ill and became destitute.

- Buzz Aldrin